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Stephen Colbert Scolds Kristi Noem for Killing Her Puppy

Stephen Colbert Scolds Kristi Noem for Killing Her Puppy


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The South Dakota governor Kristi Noem, an aspiring vice-presidential candidate, has gotten some damaging press over her forthcoming e-book, wherein she describes killing a household canine.

“Warning: If you want puppies, you’re not going to love Kristi Noem,” Stephen Colbert stated on Monday.

“Look, I do know it sounds horrible, nevertheless it’s a lot worse. Because this wasn’t some rabid 90-pound hellhound on a meth bender — it was a 14-month-old wire-haired pointer named Cricket. Yes, a pet named Cricket. Reminds me of Stephen King’s first draft of ‘Cujo,’ ‘Snuggles.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“When you’re attempting to win over voters, I’m undecided being the unhealthy man in a John Wick film is the easiest way to go.” — JIMMY FALLON

“But who amongst us hasn’t seen a canine working via the fields, not a care on this planet, and thought, ‘You should die’?” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Yeah, individuals are actually going to hate her subsequent e-book, ‘Kristi Noem: Then I Ate It.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“It’s one factor to kill a canine named Cricket; it’s one other to brag about it in your e-book. What’s the e-book even referred to as, ‘I Did It’?” — SETH MEYERS

Anne Hathaway and Melanie Lynskey performed a brand new sport referred to as “Reverse Charades” on Monday’s “Tonight Show.”

Jerry Seinfeld will focus on his new Netflix movie, “Unfrosted,” on Tuesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

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