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Supporters of former President Donald Trump are spreading conspiracy theories in regards to the Super Bowl, Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs and his girlfriend, Taylor Swift.
“Even this clown who ran for president, Vivek Ramaswamy, added his nut voice to the refrain of cuckoos,” Kimmel stated on Tuesday. He pointed to the previous G.O.P. candidate’s suggestion that Kelce and Swift had been “an artificially culturally propped-up couple” and that the Super Bowl can be rigged, all to get President Biden re-elected.
“And it’s not simply on Twitter — this nonsense is now in every single place your indignant grandpa goes,” Kimmel stated, calling the conspiracy theorists “not-too-Swifties.”
“The similar individuals who consider Joe Biden has dementia and wishes Kamala Harris to feed him butterscotch tapioca each evening additionally consider that he has one way or the other deliberate and executed a diabolically sensible scheme to repair the N.F.L. playoffs so the most important pop star on this planet can pop up on the Jumbotron through the Super Bowl in between a Kia and a Tostitos business to hypnotize her 11-year-old followers into voting for Joe Biden. I imply, it is sensible. It makes whole sense. These individuals — these individuals suppose soccer is faux and wrestling is actual.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“I noticed that Trump simply took credit score for the record-high inventory market beneath Biden. Trump was like, ‘If I had not not misplaced the election, this by no means would have occurred.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Even crazier, Trump stated, ‘Eric and Don Jr.? That’s all Biden’s fault.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Chaos within the Middle East? Biden’s fault. Booming financial system? All Donald Trump, three years after he left workplace! It’s unbelievable. You know, I’m beginning to really feel like he may be making some of these items up.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
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