She raised a holy stink.
Laura Miniard, 26, was slapped with a felony cost of desecration after she allegedly pooped on the altar of a chapel on the Good Samaritan Hospital in Cincinnati on Saturday, Fox 19 reported.
The scatological suspect then wiped herself utilizing a material runner and used an image from the chapel to smear her feces on the desk, based on court docket paperwork cited by the outlet.
Miniard was booked into the Hamilton County Jail with a bond set at $2,500 and is about to look in court docket on May 25.
Authorities didn’t disclose a motive for the revolting crime of o-poo-tunity.